Great truths about life that adults have learned:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of
every day,
someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
3) The best way to keep kids at home is to make a
pleasant atmosphere
and let the air out of their tires.
4) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a
few nuts.
5) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held
its ground.
6) My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves
completely.
7) If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the
facts.
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